Crying-inside Memes

Dad walks in thinking you're having fun, but you're just crying while watching benchmark videos of a $1,500 gaming rig that'll spend most of its life compiling code and running Docker containers. You tell yourself it's for "productivity" but really you're just procrastinating on actual work by obsessing over whether the RTX 4080 will give you 3% better performance in a game you'll install, play for 20 minutes, then never touch again. The PC building rabbit hole is real—you start researching one component and suddenly it's 3 AM, you've got 47 browser tabs open comparing RAM timings, and you're $800 over budget. But hey, at least your IDE will launch 0.2 seconds faster, right?