You know you're in trouble when your coworker thinks "GetHub" is a perfectly logical name because it's related to Git. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is just vibing, pretending everything's fine while the codebase burns in the background. The real horror here isn't the confusion between Git and GitHub—it's that someone with this level of understanding is probably pushing directly to main right now. No pull requests, no code reviews, just pure chaos. And everyone's just... accepting it. That's the real crime. Fun fact: GitHub was actually almost named "Logical Awesome" before the founders settled on the current name. Imagine explaining to your coworker why it's not called "GetLogicalAwesome" instead.