Counting-from-zero Memes

The eternal programmer's curse: zero-indexing strikes again! This poor guy shows up at Table 00 thinking he's at the "1st table" because programmers start counting at 0. Meanwhile, his date is at Table 01 (what normal humans call "the first table"). This is why programmers stay single. We can build entire digital worlds but can't figure out how humans number restaurant tables. And they wonder why we need detailed requirements documents...