Correlation vs causation Memes

The eternal struggle of being a programmer in a world that thinks you're basically the IT Avengers combined with a tech support hotline. Just because you can write a recursive function in your sleep doesn't mean you possess the mystical powers to commune with a possessed HP printer that's decided today is the day it stops recognizing cyan ink. Sure, you COULD probably figure it out by Googling the error code and following some sketchy forum post from 2009, but that's not the point! The point is that knowing Python doesn't automatically grant you a PhD in Hardware Necromancy. But try explaining that to your family at Thanksgiving.