Connect-four Memes

Security folks really looked at Connect Four and said "yeah, let's call it a private key and ship it." The game where your entire strategy is visible to everyone watching? Perfect metaphor for how we handle secrets in production. The kid's dropping that yellow chip with the same confidence as a dev hardcoding API keys into a public GitHub repo. And just like in the game, everyone can see exactly what you're doing, where you're going, and how to beat you. Except instead of losing a board game, you're losing your entire customer database to some script kiddie in Belarus. Private keys should be, you know, private . But here we are, treating them like Connect Four pieces—colorful, visible, and apparently meant for children to play with.