Confidential-data Memes

So Google's Gemini team is allegedly leaking confidential info to China, and China's response is basically "bro, please stop sending us your secrets." The irony is chef's kiss level. It's like a spy thriller where the spy is so incompetent that the enemy has to file a restraining order. First NVIDIA had security issues, now Google's AI division is apparently playing fast and loose with data security. At this rate, the tech industry's approach to confidentiality is less "need-to-know basis" and more "literally everyone will know eventually." Maybe we should just start hosting our secrets on GitHub public repos—at least then it's intentional. The title "At Least We Can Trust Google" is doing some Olympic-level sarcasm gymnastics here. Trust Google? Sure, right after I trust my code to work on the first compile.