Compilation error Memes

Someone reports a compilation error, and the developer asks to see the code. The user then shares perfectly valid Go code that literally just prints "compilation error" to the console. So there's no actual compilation error—the program is working exactly as intended by printing the words "compilation error". The developer successfully reproduced the bug: the bug being that the user doesn't understand the difference between a compiler error and a string being printed. Classic case of a PEBKAC situation where the issue isn't the code, it's the carbon-based life form operating the keyboard. The code compiles fine, runs fine, and does exactly what it says it does. 10/10 bug report.

Someone reports a compilation error. Developer asks to see the code. They send a Go program that literally just prints "compilation error" to the console. The bug has been successfully reproduced—in the most literal, useless way possible. Turns out the real compilation error was the friends we made along the way. Or in this case, the complete lack of understanding about what "compilation error" actually means. Either they're trolling hard or they've achieved a level of misunderstanding that transcends normal human communication. Support tickets like these are why senior devs have that thousand-yard stare.