Collaborative coding Memes

The eternal cycle of collaborative coding: You wake up, finally achieve enlightenment and fix all the bugs in your code. You're basically a god. Then your coworker decides to "help" by pushing their changes, and now your perfectly working program has seven new syntax errors. So you fix those. Then they push again. Rinse and repeat until noon when you both finally sync up and realize you've been working on different branches the entire time. This is why merge conflicts exist. This is why we can't have nice things. This is why senior devs look dead inside during morning standups.