Cognitive-profile Memes

Someone's asking what programming language to learn based on their computer specs, and they're showing an IQ test result of 75. The joke here is brutal: they don't need better hardware specs—they need better *brain* specs. The IQ of 75 puts them in the bottom 5%, which means in a room of 1000 people, they'd only be smarter than 48 of them. And they're about to enter an industry where people argue about semicolons for fun. The real answer? Start with Python. It's forgiving enough that even if your brain runs on a single-core processor, you might still have a chance.