Coding-girlfriend Memes

Nothing says "relationship over" quite like your girlfriend casually asking where you store your API keys. Either she's about to expose your entire infrastructure to GitHub for the world to see, or she's already committed them and is trying to figure out damage control. The sheer terror of someone who doesn't understand the sacred rule of .gitignore having access to your secrets is enough to make any developer break out in cold sweats. The "vibe coding" girlfriend energy here is immaculate—she's just out here building projects with the carefree attitude of someone who's never had their AWS bill skyrocket to $10,000 because they accidentally pushed credentials to a public repo. Meanwhile, you're sitting there knowing that in approximately 3 seconds, some bot is going to scrape those keys and start mining crypto on your dime. Pro tip: If someone asks you this question, the correct answer is "in environment variables, babe" followed immediately by changing all your passwords.