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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Girlfriend Made This, Think It's Great.

Hardware Programming
7 hours ago 11.0M views 0 shares
Girlfriend Made This, Think It's Great.
Your girlfriend just turned the global chip shortage into a dark comedy masterpiece. The chocolate skeleton represents what's left of developers after trying to build a PC in 2021-2023, or worse, trying to deploy a fleet of servers when semiconductor manufacturers are backordered until the heat death of the universe. The real kicker? She's not wrong. While we're all frantically optimizing our code to squeeze out every last byte of performance, Chrome is over here casually consuming 47GB of RAM to display a single tab with a cat GIF. Meanwhile, crypto miners and AI training farms are hoarding GPUs like they're collecting Infinity Stones, and car manufacturers can't ship vehicles because they can't get enough chips for the dashboard displays. The skeleton is all of us waiting for that DDR5 RAM to come back in stock at non-scalper prices. Beautiful, tragic, and disturbingly accurate.

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