Cheap vs expensive Memes

Why spend $1200 on matching monitors when you can have one gorgeous 4K display for your code and one crusty 2009 office monitor for Stack Overflow and Spotify? The asymmetry is *chef's kiss* and your neck gets a nice workout turning to read the pixelated text on the cheap one. Bonus points if the color temperature doesn't match and your eyes have to constantly adjust between warm and cool tones. It's not a bug, it's a feature called "budget optimization."