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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Career lies Memes

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Fake It Till You Make It: Java Edition

Java Programming
2 months ago 84.8K views 0 shares
Fake It Till You Make It: Java Edition
Ah, the classic "fake it till you make it" approach to tech interviews! That moment when you claim to be a Java expert on your resume, but in reality you've just finished your first "Hello World" tutorial. The interviewer's face when they find out you've been "mastering" Java for a whole TWO WEEKS is priceless. This is basically the tech equivalent of claiming you're fluent in French because you can say "omelette du fromage." Pro tip: when they start asking about garbage collection and JVM optimization, just cough uncontrollably and pretend your Zoom froze.

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