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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
C vs c++ Memes
Posts tagged with C vs c++
Who Is Gonna Tell Him
C++
Programming
Algorithms
Debugging
6 months ago
388.3K views
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OH. MY. GOD. This poor soul just reinvented the wheel in the MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE! 😱 They're out here writing 30+ lines of bit-twiddling nightmare fuel to do what C++ could handle with a SINGLE LINE using std::bitset ! The sheer AUDACITY to ask "why use C++" while simultaneously drowning in bitwise operators! It's like watching someone dig a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting RIGHT THERE! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast! This isn't just missing the forest for the trees—this is missing the entire ecosystem while obsessively counting individual atoms in a leaf!
Class Warfare In Programming Languages
C++
Programming
1 year ago
267.1K views
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OH. MY. GOD. Elon Musk just delivered the most SAVAGE programming pun in history! 💀 When John Carmack (legendary game dev) asks about C++ advantages, Musk drops this bomb: "I like C because it avoids class warfare." GENIUS! He's literally making a political joke about C not having classes like C++ does! Then when someone asks if he prefers Python, he doubles down on C like it's his firstborn child! The man who builds rockets prefers a language from the 1970s with manual memory management? Billionaires really are a different species! 🤦♀️
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