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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Biological functions Memes

Posts tagged with Biological functions

The Missing Function In Life's Infinite Loop

Programming Debugging Algorithms
26 days ago 81.9K views 0 shares
The Missing Function In Life's Infinite Loop
The eternal programmer life cycle, reduced to its purest form: while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); } . But wait—someone forgot a critical function! Without poop() , this infinite loop is headed for disaster. It's basically the software equivalent of forgetting to add garbage collection to your runtime. The system resources (in this case, your digestive tract) will eventually crash with a catastrophic "PoopOverflow" exception. Next time you're designing your life algorithm, remember all the essential biological functions—or prepare for some seriously unhandled exceptions.

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