Antitrust Memes

When you're so good at your job that the government literally has to intervene because nobody else can compete. Steam out here accidentally becoming a monopoly just by... existing and not being terrible? The Epic Games Store is flailing around with free games, EA has Origin collecting dust in the corner, and Microsoft's trying their hardest with Game Pass, but Steam's just sitting there like "sorry we have features people actually want?" The seal's uncomfortable expression captures Gabe Newell's energy perfectly—when your platform is so dominant that antitrust lawyers start circling, but you didn't even have to be evil about it. You just made a functional launcher with reviews, refunds, and a shopping cart. Revolutionary stuff, apparently. The bar was in hell and Steam brought a ladder.