Animal-farm Memes

Code review standards have a funny way of evaporating when the senior dev's name shows up in the PR queue. Your PR with one extra blank line? Rejected faster than a malformed JSON request. Senior dev's PR that somehow introduces three memory leaks and breaks the entire API? Approved with a "LGTM 🚀" before the CI pipeline even finishes running. The VAR room detail is chef's kiss—because just like in football, there's supposedly an objective review process happening. Spoiler: there isn't. The rules mysteriously change depending on who's playing. George Orwell would be proud of this Animal Farm reference applied to pull requests. Four legs good, two legs better. Junior dev's code bad, senior dev's code... well, it ships.