Ancient engineering Memes

Turns out 4,500 years of engineering brilliance didn't require a single Jira ticket or Slack channel. The ancient Egyptians just... did the work? No daily standups about "blockers" or 47-message threads debating the optimal stone-dragging methodology. No PM asking "can we squeeze one more obelisk into this sprint?" Just thousands of people moving massive rocks with nothing but determination, physics, and probably a terrifying project manager with actual whips instead of digital notifications. Makes you wonder if we've actually evolved or just created digital bureaucracy to avoid the real work.