Agile methodology Memes

Product managers and their infamous user stories have claimed another victim! The comic brilliantly skewers that annoying habit of PMs framing everything as "As a [user], I want to [action] so that [benefit]" format. It's like they can't communicate without this rigid template—even in their personal lives! The poor developer's face in the third panel says it all: pure confusion followed by immediate surrender in the fourth panel. Next sprint planning, just reply with: "As a developer, I want you to speak normal human English so that I don't throw my mechanical keyboard across the room."