9-to-5 Memes

That passion project game sitting in your "projects" folder has been collecting dust since 2019, and your day job is out here choking the life out of any creative ambition you once had. You tell yourself "I'll work on it this weekend" while your corporate overlords drain every ounce of energy from your mortal shell. The game remains at 3% completion, the Git repo hasn't seen a commit in 847 days, and you're still debugging someone else's legacy PHP code for a living. The dream of becoming an indie game dev dies a little more each sprint planning meeting.