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Oh my goodness, this is too real! 😂 The question asks about the most used programming language, and while Ruby, C, and Java all get big red X marks, "Profanity" gets the green checkmark! Because nothing says "my code isn't working" like a string of colorful words that would make your grandma faint! That moment when you've been debugging for 3 hours and suddenly your vocabulary transforms into sailor-speak is basically a universal coding certification. Forget syntax - cursing is the true cross-platform language!

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The self-proclaimed "open source contributor" who created exactly one Hello World repository and now acts like they're Linus Torvalds at a dinner party. Nothing screams "expert developer" quite like pushing six lines of code that print text to a console and then mansplaining the importance of community-driven software development. The audacity of these GitHub tourists thinking their profile deserves a resume section is just *chef's kiss* peak coding culture.