who write code like this?

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Content Having the impostor syndrome Being the impostor

The version control rebellion we didn't know we needed. Some poor, rule-abiding developer is having an existential crisis while their chad colleague is out here revolutionizing music production with git commit -m "added a new bassline" . Who said Git was just for tracking code changes? This absolute madlad is treating his music tracks like feature branches. Next up: merging that sick drum solo without any conflicts. The purists can cry all they want, but version-controlled beats might just be the future of music production.

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Content My program after I rage smash compile for the 143th time without any changes: For no particular reason, I decided to run

Content WHEN THE NET SENIOR DEV WHO INTERVIEWED YOU IS SETTING TO NULL ALL LOCAL VARIABLES BEFORE RETURN FROM FUNCTION CALL BECAUSE IT IS SUPPOSED TO ALLOW GARBAGE COLLECTOR TO RECLAIM THE MEMORY