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The ultimate friendship test: converting "To my good friend, I will kill you in your sleep" into hexadecimal and writing it in a book about self-pleasure. Nothing says "I understand you on a binary level" quite like a hidden death threat in a book that's already raising eyebrows. The true power move isn't buying them a programming book—it's making them decode your message while they're holding... whatever this is. If they're still your friend after this, congratulations, you've found your debugging partner for life.

The C++ standard committee's forward-thinking approach to version naming is truly inspiring. By limiting the version string to just 5 characters, they've ensured we'll run out of space around the year 2098. It's basically Y2K but for people who think memory safety is overrated. Meanwhile, Rust developers are sitting in the corner, patiently waiting with their zero-cost abstractions and ownership model, knowing that time is on their side. Nothing says "legacy planning" quite like a 76-year migration timeline.

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Every junior dev thinks they've invented encryption when they discover Base64. The number of times I've had to explain that encoding ≠ encryption is probably why my hair's thinning. Base64 is just fancy dress for your data – anyone can undress it with zero effort. It's like hiding your house key under the doormat and calling it a security system. And the response is always the same: "Fine! I'll just use Base128 then!" Sure buddy, throw more digits at the problem. That'll fix it. Just like how writing your password in bigger letters makes it more secure.

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