Buying a game barely registers as a conscious thought. Playing it? Sure, that's when the neurons start firing. But modding? Now your brain's getting somewhere. Then you spend 5 hours tweaking config files, adjusting FOV sliders, installing shader packs, and fine-tuning keybinds until your brain achieves enlightenment. You'll launch the game exactly once with your perfect settings, realize you need to adjust the shadow quality by 2%, and never actually finish the tutorial. The real endgame is a flawless settings.ini file that you'll back up more religiously than your production database.