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Content "I will refactor that code later today" And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

The classic "programming as addiction" metaphor taken to its logical extreme. Someone casually admits they started with Python at parties before spiraling into PHP development in questionable environments. Then a dealer shows up offering binary code like it's street drugs. The perfect encapsulation of how programmers talk about their craft like it's an illicit habit. "I'm clean now but every so often I get the itch..." Yeah, sure buddy. We all know you've got a mechanical keyboard hidden in your closet.

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Content ME ON LINKEDIN RECRUITERS ON LINKEDIN AFTER SEEING THAT I WORK AS A DEV

Content me: forgets to put a closing bracket the entire code after that point: You know, I'm something of an error myself

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