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Content How to write a 'Hello World' program: Bash: Oh, I just type 'echo "Hello World"' how simpler can it get? 5 C: I need to write the same, but inside a "main()' function, oh and import a library for output and compiles to executable.. Sounds reasonable! java: A const static main() inside a class... oh and compilation produces a file that works onlv on a java virtual environment? Android: ResourcevieNs Libraries Activities kn Grandle

Ah yes, the classic "I'm a computer programmer" resume padding. Notice how it's strategically placed at #5 on the career ladder, right between "Stock Room" and "Police Officer" – as if writing console.log("Hello World") once in a bootcamp somehow qualifies as a career milestone. The true programmer's path involves thousands of Stack Overflow visits and existential crises over semicolons, not a brief stopover between inventory management and law enforcement. This is the tech equivalent of claiming you're a chef because you once made toast.

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Four years of algorithms, data structures, and sleepless nights debugging code just to be told your Computer Science degree is perfect for scanning groceries. That recruiter algorithm must be using Internet Explorer on Windows 95. At least the "This is a bad match" button is self-aware enough to recognize the existential crisis it's causing. Nothing says "tech recession" like getting job alerts for positions where your most advanced skill will be memorizing produce codes.