Those damn naming conventions

Regular users vs the suit-wearing power trippers who insist on "Run as administrator" for literally everything. Same person, different permissions—suddenly they're sprinting to fix that printer driver like they've got divine authority. The rest of us peasants just click "Run" and pray Windows doesn't throw a tantrum about missing privileges. Nothing says "corporate hierarchy" like needing admin rights to install Notepad++.

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Oh snap! Debugging as an onion is the most painfully accurate metaphor ever created. 🧅 You start with a simple bug, then peel back one layer only to find ANOTHER bug hiding underneath. Three layers deep and you're questioning your career choices. Five layers in and you're sobbing into your keyboard at 3AM while your roommate wonders if you're having an existential crisis. (Spoiler: you totally are.) The worst part? Sometimes you fix the bug and have NO IDEA which layer actually solved it! *chef's kiss* Pure coding chaos.