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Content From Your Quora Digest Programming Languages What does a conversation between two hard- core low level language programmers sound like? John Ruzicka, Tech Writer, Drupal Admin, Music Mixer, Avid Gamer 376.6k Views Upvoted by Martino Ciresa, CS master student Programmer 1: "Where's the pizza?" Programmer 2: (Removes headphones) "What?" Programmer 1: "Where's the pizza?" Programmer 2: "It's in the break room" Programmer 1: "Is there any more soda?' Programmer 2: "I'm not sure" (Both put their headphones back on)

Content my native-asgardian-deactivated201 Binary and non-binary are both half-assed, I don't even know why I waste my time doing that shit non-binarys-unite people struggle with it so it's not "half-assed" as your transphobic post is trying to imply native-asgardian this post was about programming

Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if's nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again Ah THEJENKINSCOMIC

Content SENIOR DEV INTERN How did you fix that Bug? Commented the code.

Content All reposts on this sub should get a "This meme has been marked as duplicate" flair

Content -40 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called "hardware'; those that you can only curse at are called software." - Anonymous