This feature would save so much time...

Nothing like the sweet talons of fate dragging you from your comfortable legacy codebase to a shiny new project with "technical challenges." Sure, double the salary sounds nice until you realize you'll be spending your first three months googling stack traces and questioning your career choices. The only thing more painful than maintaining 15-year-old spaghetti code is the crushing realization that you actually miss it when you're neck-deep in microservices architecture diagrams.

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Oh, the classic programmer's trade-off! Started coding for the joy of creating something from nothing, ended up with a spine that's more twisted than my spaghetti code. That raccoon is every developer after a 12-hour debugging session, wondering if their ergonomic chair was actually designed by someone who hates humans. The vintage CRT monitor is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "my posture is doomed" like hunching over ancient hardware trying to find that missing semicolon. The real bug was in our vertebrae all along!

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The eternal struggle of meeting parental expectations in the programming world. C++ is a perfectly respectable language that powers everything from operating systems to game engines, but it's not an A++. In the academic grading system where Asian parents stereotypically demand perfection, a C is basically a failure. The compiler doesn't care about your family's honor, kid.

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