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Content work for a large corporation that doesn't understand agile and deal with miles of red tape work for startup with a cult of personality CEO

Content Well now there is no need for you to be so rude my god 1 thought girls like bad boysespecially bad IT boys with total disregard to support tickets Ohhh baby keep talking what else you doing that's bad Sometimes I just kill the Java process instead of shutting it down gracefully Oh my god I'm there

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of this solution! 💀 Instead of writing some fancy algorithm to find the minimum value, this coding rebel just SORTED THE ENTIRE ARRAY and grabbed the first element! The interviewer's face is going through the five stages of grief in 0.2 seconds! It's like showing up to a marathon in a taxi and asking "where's my medal?" Sure, it technically works, but at what cost? THE COMPUTATIONAL COMPLEXITY, KAREN! THE COMPLEXITY! But hey, the code runs, the answer is correct, and sometimes that's all that matters in this cruel, cruel world of programming interviews. Work smarter not harder, I guess?

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