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The eternal Microsoft family drama played out in movie form! Java, the grizzled veteran, hurling insults at its Microsoft-made successor, while C# smugly reminds everyone it's the evolution, not the imitation. The irony? Microsoft created C# after failing to control Java, basically saying "Fine, we'll build our own language with blackjack and XML comments." Every C# developer secretly knows they're coding in Java with training wheels and better IDE support. Meanwhile, both languages are still making developers write 47 lines of code just to print "Hello World."

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The classic management time warp. Six months ago: "Epic UI design guys, love it!" Two days before deadline: "Wtf is this garbage UI?" Same design. Same manager. Different proximity to deadline. You could build the Sistine Chapel of interfaces and it'll still be "garbage" when the sprint's ending. Ten years in the industry and I've yet to see a manager who remembers approving anything.

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