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When your operating system manual casually transitions from "Having Children" to "Watching Your Children Die" in the process management section, you know you're dealing with some dark humor. The meme brilliantly plays on the parallel between human relationships and computer processes. In Unix/Linux systems, a parent process "forks" to create child processes, and sometimes has to "kill" them or watch them "die" when they misbehave. That section on "Killing Yourself" is just process termination, but out of context? Pure psychopath energy. No wonder developers stare blankly into the void sometimes—we're just following the documentation.

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Ah, the Rust evangelism strike force in their natural habitat. Above ground, we have the beautiful C language basking in the sunlight, nurturing an ecosystem that's been thriving for decades. Meanwhile, underground, the Grim Reaper himself is filming a documentary about the angry Rust crab that's convinced everyone C programmers are just one null pointer dereference away from total system collapse. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen this movie before. Some poor C dev is just trying to climb out of the pit while Rust zealots are down there with their memory safety pitchforks and ownership model torches. Sure, my code segfaults occasionally, but at least I don't have to fight the borrow checker at 3 AM while questioning my career choices.

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