The rubber duck won't store your trade secrets

Content The biggest challenge an engineer has to face while designing a new product is to remember the rest of humanity isn't as smart as him. CHANGE MY MIND

SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

That moment when you skip QA because "it worked on my machine" and suddenly millions of people can't make calls. Classic Friday deployment energy right there. Some developer is definitely updating their resume while the CTO explains to the board why a single untested commit took down a nationwide network. Remember kids, this is why we have staging environments and don't push to production at 4:45pm on a Friday.

Content Dude, I'm so tired Then go to sleep Programmers Programmers Programmers

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

Content I: DECLARE variable! Ofust wanted von to know that you can't just say the word variable and expectmemory allocation 1 I didn't say it. 1 declared it.