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Ah, the classic merge conflict in its natural habitat! When nature decides to implement its own version control system and the tree refuses to rebase. The metal grate tried to follow a nice, orderly pattern until this stubborn trunk came along with its own implementation. Now we've got this chaotic mess in the middle that nobody wants to resolve manually. Just like when Dave pushes directly to master at 4:59pm on Friday and ruins everyone's weekend. The tree's basically saying "I'm not moving my code for your architecture decisions" and honestly, I respect that level of commitment.

The classic half-drawn horse meme perfectly captures the AI coding experience. Left side: your meticulously crafted code with proper architecture and thoughtful design. Right side: whatever the hell that AI generated abomination is. Sure, it technically "works" in the same way a stick figure technically resembles a human. Bonus points for the smug little smile on the AI side—it has absolutely no idea how horrifying its creation is, yet it's so damn proud of itself. Just like when you ask ChatGPT to fix your bug and it confidently returns code that would make a CS101 student weep.

Content Programming is actually just a job. THE REALITY

Content ME EXPLAINING THE PROBLENT WORKED ON FOR 2 DAYS TO MY WIFE MY WIFE AND THATALIBADTO DO IS TO CHANGE THE 0 TO M

Content Refactoring code frequently and staying ahead of dependency deprecations. Get a new job every 2 years to avoid dealing with my own tech debt.