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Content Professor: make a program that displays current time. Me: 1 include stdio. h 2 3 void main() 4 printf("11:00 am"); 5 Me: compiled and executed program at 11:00 am Professor: congrats you passed (1010)

The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

Content AND THEN THE DEV TEAM SAID "WELL JUST GET THE USERS TO CHANGE THEIR WORKFLOW!" imglip.com

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