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The classic "if it's not tested, it's not broken" approach in its purest form. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like deleting the evidence instead of fixing the actual problem. Management wanted green tests by Friday, and technically, they got them. Just wait until production deploys and the real testing begins – by actual users. That's when the true debugging Olympics start.

BREAKING NEWS: Tech giant discovers laws apply to them too! 😱 OpenAI dramatically declares the AI apocalypse is upon us if they can't vacuum up copyrighted works like my vacuum cleaner attacks dust bunnies under my desk! Meanwhile, car thieves everywhere are SHOCKED to discover their business model might be slightly problematic. The absolute AUDACITY of copyright holders wanting compensation for their work! What's next? Paying for groceries?! The horror! The drama! The completely reasonable legal expectations that somehow feel like persecution when you're a multi-billion dollar company! *faints dramatically onto keyboard*

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The ultimate showdown: Error proudly declaring "You can't defeat me," while Thor admits "I know, but he can," pointing to the true superhero of the coding universe – the humble comment (//). That double slash is the silent guardian of sanity in codebases everywhere. When your code is a flaming dumpster fire and Stack Overflow has abandoned you, sometimes the only solution is to just comment that nightmare out and pretend it never happened. Problem solved... technically.