Sometimes my genius... It's almost frightening.

The classic developer mantra: "Nobody is going to die if you write bad software" paired with "Faking it till you make it should probably be fine" and a dead platypus in the middle. The perfect encapsulation of that voice in your head justifying why it's OK to push untested code to production on a Friday afternoon. Just remember, somewhere an aviation software engineer is reading this and having a panic attack.

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Ah, the classic university group project where the professor says "find a team" but you're the only one who shows up to class. So you become the entire development stack, changing hairstyles between commits just to make it look like you had help. Nothing says "collaborative learning experience" like having a dissociative identity disorder induced by a looming deadline.

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