So what should I use then?

Whoever designed this playground equipment clearly graduated from the same school as developers who write while True: with no exit condition. Just picture a bunch of exhausted kids pedaling in circles for eternity because nobody thought to add a break statement. The CPU of childhood joy running at 100% until snack time interrupts the process.

That moment when the "How to Become a Front End Developer" tutorial shows you looking at TWO screens of incomprehensible code simultaneously. Because nothing says "beginner-friendly" like drowning in nested divs while holding a tablet full of more code like it's light weekend reading. The marketing team really nailed this one. "Hey, want to become a frontend dev? Just casually browse 8,000 lines of code on multiple devices while looking pensively at your keyboard! You'll be hired in no time!"

Nothing says "I'm definitely a hacker" like opening a terminal with its black background and colorful text in public. I've stopped using terminals at coffee shops because I'm tired of explaining that I'm just checking why my API is returning 500 errors, not launching nukes at North Korea. The best part is when you type ls -la and someone gasps like you just bypassed the Pentagon's firewall. Ten years of software architecture experience and my family still thinks I can fix their Facebook account because "you know computers."

BEHOLD! The magnificent horror that is someone's attempt to solve a problem with regex! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of trying to perform brain surgery with a chainsaw while blindfolded. That monstrosity of characters isn't code—it's a cry for help! When your regex looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard, you've officially entered the ninth circle of programming hell. The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple pattern and then spiraled into madness as they kept adding more and more exceptions until their sanity completely evaporated. Their computer is probably still trying to process this abomination to this day!

Content What i said: I can write code in diffrent languages. What i mean: System.out.println("Hello world"); System.out.printin ("Hallo Welt"); System.out.printin("Ciao mondo"); System.out.printin(" "); System.out.println ("Hola Mundo"); System.out.printin("Hej Verden"); System.out.println("Hei maailma");

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern game development! 😭 Remember when pre-ordering meant getting a COMPLETE game that actually WORKED on launch day? Now we're just paying full price for the privilege of being unpaid beta testers for a half-baked, bug-infested nightmare that will eventually be fixed in patch version 37.2.5... maybe. We've gone from happy, excited gamers to hollow shells of despair, clinging to the fading memory of what gaming used to be. It's like watching your childhood dreams get trampled by a herd of profit-hungry executives in Gucci loafers!