Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?

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Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!? | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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[text] LGB Pinboard The Programmers Credo we do these things not because they are easy but because we thought they were going to be easy PO Tl

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