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Start a new JavaScript project with a simple npm init ? Sure, seems innocent enough! But dare to run npm install and suddenly your laptop fans kick into jet engine mode as your machine downloads half the internet. The node_modules folder is where dependencies go to multiply like rabbits on performance-enhancing drugs. One minute you're writing a simple "Hello World" app, the next you've downloaded 300MB of packages you'll never directly use. Nothing quite captures the absurdity of modern web development like watching your hard drive space vanish because you needed to import a function that pads strings with zeros.

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Little Tim tried to pull a classic SQL injection attack on Santa's naughty/nice database. The kid renamed himself to "Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--" hoping to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. But Santa's not some rookie DevOps elf. He proudly runs his global gift operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." The ultimate enterprise solution that's immune to SQL injection because it's too chaotic to be hacked. This is why North Pole IT has 364 days of downtime every year. They're still recovering from last Christmas.

Ah yes, the infamous barefoot programmer in his natural habitat. While other industries have dress codes, tech has decided that shoes are merely a suggestion. The guy walking barefoot through a professional office space perfectly captures why tech is truly lawless. When your code compiles on the first try, you too can transcend societal norms like footwear. After all, who needs shoes when you're walking on the cloud... computing platforms. Remember: socks are just containers for your feet, and sometimes containers need to be removed for optimal performance.

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