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Homer Simpson proudly showing off his bare chest to announce a "NEW REVOLUTIONARY 10X FASTER DATABASE!" while boasting it "DOESN'T WRITE TO DISK, NO ACID" is basically MongoDB in a nutshell. Just like Homer's brilliant ideas, MongoDB sacrificed ACID compliance (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, Durability) for speed, making it the perfect choice for developers who think data integrity is just a suggestion. Sure, your queries will fly—right until your server crashes and your precious data vanishes into the void. It's the database equivalent of removing your car's brakes to make it go faster. Revolutionary indeed!

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The tech industry's secret decoder ring has been revealed! Someone finally explained why all our tech acronyms are suspiciously connected to India. GPT isn't some fancy language model—it's just a Gujarati with exceptional typing skills. And here I was thinking AI stood for "Artificial Intelligence" when it's actually just outsourcing with extra steps. Next they'll tell us that DNS actually stands for "Delhi Network Support" and HTTP is "Help Ticket from Tamil Pradesh."

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