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Man sitting there with a straight face suggesting Haskell as the programming language of choice for those who think regular self-destruction isn't enough. Functional programming: where your mental health goes to die, but at least you'll have pure functions and no side effects. Except, you know, the side effect of questioning all your life choices at 3 AM while debugging a monad transformer stack.

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Behold, Apple's solution to a problem that precisely zero developers asked for: a keyboard that's also a touchpad! Because apparently, the 47 different ways we already have to control our cursor weren't enough. This is peak Apple – taking something that works perfectly fine (keyboards) and adding a feature nobody requested that will inevitably cause you to accidentally move your cursor while typing a critical line of code during a live demo. The real "Next-Level Dev Setup" isn't turning your keyboard into a touchpad—it's having a keyboard that doesn't randomly decide your finger brushing key 7 means "please delete my entire git repository."

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