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The eternal battle between old-school C programmers and modern OOP enthusiasts in one perfect scene. Junior dev begging for objects and inheritance while the grizzled senior dev gives that look that says "back in my day we manually managed memory and LIKED IT." The irony is both are right - OOP gives you nice abstractions, but if your renderer needs performance, those virtual function calls are just expensive sugar. Ten years into your career and you'll be writing C-style code in C++ too, trust me.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CAREER SUICIDE happening in real time! 💀 Boss: "Our game revenue is crashing!" Coworkers: *give safe corporate answers like "COVID-19" and "Market Saturation"* This poor dev with a DEATH WISH: "We treat players like wallets, not gamers." And just like that, homeboy's LinkedIn status changed to "OPEN TO WORK" faster than you can say "microtransaction." That resume update is happening at the speed of light while the boss's face turns the color of a production server error!

Content When you are watching a basic tutorial and the guy starts installing random dependencies you have never heard of.

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