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The beautiful art of recursive self-torture. The function why_are_you_hitting_yourself() calls itself inside its own definition, creating an infinite loop of self-abuse that would make any compiler cry. Then main() joins the party by calling it too. It's the programming equivalent of that childhood game where your older sibling grabs your hand and makes you slap your own face while asking "why are you hitting yourself?" Except in this case, the function is both the bully and the victim. Infinite recursion without a base case - because who needs stack memory anyway?

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The duality of Linux is just *chef's kiss*. In most places, it's a janky mess held together with duct tape and Stack Overflow answers from 2011. Try running that fancy CAD software? Good luck explaining to your boss why you're compiling kernel modules instead of finishing those blueprints. But in the IT industry? Linux is an absolute BEAST. Server rooms around the world run on this penguin-powered juggernaut, handling everything from cloud infrastructure to supercomputers without breaking a sweat. Your cute little Windows server would cry if it had to handle what Linux manages before breakfast. The irony is just delicious - the same OS that makes desktop users question their life choices is silently powering most of the internet you're using to complain about it.