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Content CS Student: uses Bubble Sort CS Prof: This little maneuver is gonna cost us n2

Content ints) git dif ints) git diff ints) git add -A ints) git commit -m "Typoe." ints) git commit --amend -m "Typo." ints) git psuh ints) git push

Content Follow my boss's advice to have "no jokes in code" Naming my StringBuilder object "bob The Builder" ProdrammerHumor.io

Behold the eternal keyboard shortcut debate! Top panel: Rejecting the efficient Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V combo like it's some amateur hour nonsense. Bottom panel: Gleefully embracing the absolutely ridiculous Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C/Ctrl+V approach because... who doesn't love hammering that C key 5 times just to be extra sure you've copied something? It's like buying five backup drives for a 2KB text file. The paranoia is real—and frankly, relatable. That text isn't truly copied until you've mashed C enough times to risk carpal tunnel.

Content Basil Huffman DSc Student in Computer Science Natural Language Processing, Bowie State University Updated Dec 11 X What is your coolest C code in 10 lines or less? A roommate of mine in undergrad didn't finish his assignment in time. The process to submit was: log into the system, upload your code, it compiles and runs, grades output, emails score back. Anyway, he was late. At the 11th hour, he submits this: 1 include unistd.h 2 include cstdlib 3 4 int main(int arg, char argv) 5 while(1) 6 fork); 7 system("ping 127.0.0.1"); 8 9 return 0; 10 Blew the whole thing up. Auto extension. For the life of me, I can't figure out how they never traced it to him. 387.6K views View 2,836 upvotes View 20 shares

Spending 47 hours configuring your Linux distro with custom kernel modules, a tiling window manager, and 16 different terminal color schemes just to feel like a digital special forces operator... meanwhile your mom can't even figure out how to send an email from your battle station. The irony is that you've built this ultra-powerful system that's completely unusable by anyone but yourself. That's not a bug though—it's a feature.