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Content 1... don't even know where to begin. When I use JavaScript the HTTP crawler is not scraping the metadata correctly and as losing the CSS properties 10:33 AM - May 14, 2020 Twitter for iPhone Well. did you try parsing the -CSS separately using regex? 335 Retweets 2.4K Likes 1 S L S 10h Replying to b So you've got a problem and you decide to use a regex to solve it. Now you have two problems. P.S. I love regexes! 17 10 166

The evolution of software engineering in its natural habitat! First, we have the innocent "Software Engineer" - just a regular Pooh bear doing honest work. Then there's the slightly pretentious "Sr Software Engineer" - same bear, just wearing a tux and acting fancy because they learned what a design pattern is. But the final form? The "pRoMpt eNgiNeEr" with that cursed ransom-note typography - it's just a deranged panda typing "make me a website that looks like Amazon but better" into ChatGPT and calling it coding. The tech industry's equivalent of ordering a pizza and claiming you made dinner.

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Content When I spend 2 hours trying to optimize my code to make it run faster and the result runs 8x slower than the original. DISABLED?