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Content When you have successfully Executed "Hello World" in a coding language Coding is my passion

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Content 1 in 5 teenagers will experiment with computer science. "Do you want to end up a web designer like your sister? "First you're writing "hello world Then it's full on time somplexity an m, Iwas just looking that up watching you dad "I learned computer science from friend Know the risks....

Content Telling someone about your fascinating Al conversation is like telling someone about your dreams They don't care, it just sounds like you're hallucinating nonsense.

This is what happens when you outsource your IT department to the lowest bidder. The classic "we're working VERY HARD on your issue" while the tech team is literally just kittens playing inside your computer. No wonder your ticket has been "in progress" for three weeks! Those adorable little troubleshooters are probably chewing on your RAM while management assures you they've got their "best people" on it. Next time your computer crashes, just check if it's a hairball in the CPU fan rather than a memory leak.