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Ah yes, because nothing fixes a codebase like having someone in cat ears cheering you on while you debug that race condition. Instead of better pay, work-life balance, or modern equipment, these companies decided "you know what would make our devs more productive? Having attractive women stand behind them while they stare at Stack Overflow all day." Next up: motivational speakers who whisper "have you tried turning it off and on again?" directly into your ear while you're trying to concentrate. The real 10x developer hack was cheerleaders all along! Who knew fixing that memory leak just needed some pom-poms and validation?

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The tech industry in a nutshell: watch an 18-minute podcast about landing your dream dev job, then immediately get hit with an 11-minute reality check on why you're completely screwed. Nothing says "balanced career advice" like emotional whiplash between hope and despair in your YouTube recommendations. The algorithm knows exactly how to keep you in that perfect state of anxious engagement.