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Content Why Is it, when something happens, it Is always you three? DATETIME FLOAT STRING

Content When you removed the last java reference to an object, but the garbage collector hasnt removed it yet. He exists now only in my memory.

This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.

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Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

Content Halli iamharaldur Dear elonmusk 9 days ago the access to my work computer was cut, along with about 200 other Twitter employees. However your head of HR is not able to confirm if I am an employee or not. You've not answered my emails. Maybe if enough people retweet you'll answer me here? 12:38 PM Mar 6, 2023 - 7.4M Views 7,085 Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 31.4K Likes 17 Halli iamharaldur 5h Replying to iamharaldur and elonmusk Hi jack I would really appreciate your help on this one. My company was acquired on your watch and I joined because I believed in what you were building. 70 17 348 4,554 a 729.8K 1 Halli iamharaldur 5h And then there's sequoia and a16z. Two investors in Twitter that claim they are founder friendly. Let's see if they actually live by that motto now that Twitter is cutting acquired founders with no communication. 50 17 289 3,845 .651.8K 1 Elon Musk elonmusk : 2h Replying to iamharaldur What work have you been doing? 1,501 17 1.052 19.4K 4.3M 1 Halli iamharaldur 2h Replying to elonmusk I would need to break confidentiality to answer this question here. If you have your lawyers share in writing that I can do that then I'd be happy to discuss that openly! 335 17 137 M 3.363 Nil 797.5K Show replies ProdrammerHumor io