Over Promise Under Deliver

Content Reminder that Star Trek's boldest claim about the future is that videoconferencing between starships of races who've never met before will just work perfectly every time.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this prompt! "Change this ENTIRE repository to TypeScript. Make NO mistakes." As if converting a JavaScript codebase to TypeScript is just a cute little afternoon activity! 💀 It's giving "I need this by EOD" energy while casually requesting you to rewrite potentially THOUSANDS of files without a SINGLE type error. The "make no mistakes" part is just the chef's kiss of delusion. Like, honey, even TypeScript itself has bugs, but sure, I'll just casually perform FLAWLESS type inference on an entire legacy codebase. Should I also solve world hunger in the next commit?

Ah, the eternal programmer's dilemma – our brains are basically just self-sabotaging meat computers running on contradictory code. When we're coding, our brain screams "you're wasting your life!" But when we're relaxing, it's all "you lazy bum, get back to work!" And then we just stand there, holding our malfunctioning brain, screaming "WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM ME?!" This is why programmers drink so much coffee – not for the energy, but to drown out the constant mental merge conflicts. The real bug was in our heads all along.

Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! Leave it. Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! It's not a game for cowards... Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod server. rootserver: S SRANDOM 6 0 1 8 rm -rf I echo "Lucky boy"; CommitStrip.com

Content Me: writing code on a Monday. My code: It ain't much and it doesn't work RTAY