Over Promise Under Deliver

Content Joma jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath.

When your entire career revolves around version control but you can't control your dad jokes. The classic naming convention gone wrong—kid's not a branch you can just merge later! Somewhere in the world, there's a developer named "Commit" whose dad thought he was being clever. The real tragedy? That kid probably grew up to use Mercurial instead.

The eternal database holy war visualized as three dragons. "SQL" (pronounced like "sequel") is the menacing one, "SEQUEL" (the actual word) is the terrifying one, and "SQUEAL" (like a pig sound) is the derpy one with its tongue out. After 15 years in the industry, I've stopped correcting people. Say it however you want - the database will still ignore your perfectly crafted query and throw a syntax error anyway.

[text] When wrote this code only God understood what it did. Now..... only God knows.

Content When you click open with Visual Studio instead of Visual Studio Code This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

The ergonomics experts spent decades perfecting the "right" posture, but programmers have evolved beyond human limitations. Why sit properly when you can achieve transcendental code by becoming one with your chair in ways that would make a chiropractor cry? That cat isn't broken—it's just in debug mode, optimizing its spine for maximum keyboard reach while minimizing the distance between brain and energy drink. The real 10x developers don't waste energy on posture—they save it all for arguing about tabs vs spaces.