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Content Diana Carrier artemis134. Follow Programming is like magic. You write very specific instructions in arcane languages to invoke commands, and if you get it even a little bit wrong you risk unleashing demons and destroying everything. 1:49 PM - 23 Jun 2018

Content a program says that co pilot is shit def copilot sshit(): return True People complaining copilot Copilot who is just trying to help you KAPWING

Content Girlfriend Compiler X Spends all your money X Needs a lot of effort to get X Takes hours to get ready X Does not want to tell you the problem X Breaks up with you Is helpful at your job apt-get install g Needs a few seconds to run Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allows you to set breakpoints

Content why did you become a programmer? Me: ProgrammerHumor.

This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.

Content rGetMotivated 20h. i.redd.it IMAGE Lifehack - When 20 Minutes Better than 20 Hours 20 minutes of doing something is more valuable than 20 hours of thinking about doing something. Read that again. 3 20h Wait, now i've been stuck in this reading loop for the last 20 hours... S Reply 4 250 J 14h 20 minutes of thinking could've saved you here. dear God there's no break-statement we're all going to DIE 4 410 5