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This meme is pure gold! It's referencing how DeepSeek (an open-source AI model) managed to build impressive technology with limited resources, while Meta (represented by the Facebook/Meta logo) stands there with its billions in funding and corporate infrastructure. The "cave with a box of scraps" is a brilliant Iron Man reference where Tony Stark built his first suit in captivity, highlighting how open-source projects often create amazing tech with minimal resources while tech giants throw endless money at similar problems. It's the classic David vs. Goliath of the coding world - except David is a bunch of caffeine-fueled developers with GitHub accounts and Goliath is wearing a hoodie worth more than my car.

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STOP THE PRESSES! Apparently we've been doing it wrong this entire time! Why struggle with Python or JavaScript when you can just code in SANSKRIT?! 🙄 According to this GROUNDBREAKING news from the year 2025 (time travelers, much?), Sanskrit is the "most computer-friendly language" - because nothing says efficient programming like a 3500-year-old language with 49 letters and complex grammatical rules! Next week: "Hieroglyphics - The Secret to Optimizing Your Docker Containers" and "Morse Code: The Ultimate Frontend Framework." I'm absolutely DYING. 💀

Now I understand why this game's been in Early Access for a decade. The code's a beautiful disaster - global variables everywhere, hardcoded dialogue IDs, magic numbers, and enough switch-case statements to make a CS professor weep. My favorite part is the instance_destroy() call that just... nukes something when you've had lunch with someone? Classic indie game spaghetti where nothing's refactored because "it works, don't touch it." This is what happens when passion projects grow beyond their initial scope without architectural planning. The road to game dev hell is paved with good intentions and global variables.