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Nothing triggers a developer's rebellious streak faster than management telling them not to touch legacy code. The PM's panicked "Stop doing refactors" is basically a dare to any self-respecting engineer who's been silently judging that spaghetti monstrosity for months. We've all been there - staring at code that looks like it was written during a fever dream, held together by duct tape and prayers. The second someone says "don't touch it," suddenly you're possessed by the overwhelming urge to rewrite the entire codebase at 2 AM on a Tuesday. That defiant "I'm going to do refactors even harder" energy is what separates the true masochists from the casual coders. Nothing says "I hate myself but love clean code" quite like breaking production because you just HAD to replace those nested if-statements with a elegant one-liner.