my coworkers can't spell "deprecated"

The stark reality of code optimization in a single image! Regular devs toiling away with 500 lines to build a simple functional house—it works, it's stable, it passes all tests. Meanwhile, tutorial YouTubers somehow craft architectural masterpieces with just 50 lines, making the rest of us question our entire coding existence. That feeling when someone refactors your week-long project into a one-liner and calls it "just a simple implementation." The eternal gap between working code and elegant code is apparently a modernist mansion.

Content 18 19 20 21 22 int int number10number array myNumbers int element20element element50element element60 element element90element int myNumbers array array array appendnumber append print print myNumbers

Content Junior Devs: Your code breaks SOLID and code style best practices Senior Devs: Your code is shit No! You don't understand! I know

Content Sometimes my code is like this.. Don't know, what it does But i am scared to delete

Ah, the modern programmer's greatest alibi. "My model's thinking" has replaced "code's compiling" as the perfect excuse to stare blankly at nothing while your manager hovers nearby. The beauty is in the plausible deniability. Your LLM could be solving world hunger or generating cat pictures—nobody knows! And that 20-minute "thinking" phase? Could be processing terabytes of data or just stuck in an infinite loop. Either way, you're off the hook. Ten years in the industry and I've seen the excuses evolve from "the build's running" to "Docker's updating" to this masterpiece. Progress!

Content ME REVIEWING MY OWN PULL REQUEST BECAUSE I'M SO PROUD OF THE SOLUTION I CAME UP WITH