my coworkers can't spell "deprecated"

Ah, the classic "job interview disguised as a coding test" trap. Two full days of implementing multiple bullet firing, collision optimization, weapon modes, particle effects, high score tables, and UFOs... all for the privilege of maybe getting hired. Translation: "Please build our entire game for free while we watch and decide if we like you enough to actually pay you someday." Next time just ask candidates to fix your production bugs while they're at it. Nothing says "we value your expertise" like extracting 16 hours of unpaid labor before the first handshake.

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MY ENTIRE CODING EXISTENCE IS A LIE! 🐍 After years of writing snake_case variables in Python, I just had the most earth-shattering epiphany that would make even Guido van Rossum slow-clap in disappointment. Python's naming convention isn't some arbitrary style choice—it's literally a SNAKE PUN! A SNAKE PUN, PEOPLE! I'm questioning every life decision that led me to this moment of cosmic revelation. Next you'll tell me Java uses camelCase because camels have humps! *dramatically collapses onto keyboard*

Nothing says "I'm a professional" like joining the 9AM standup meeting from bed, camera reluctantly on, looking like you've been debugging in production all night. That tie says "I'm business-ready" but those dead eyes scream "I pushed to main at 2AM and everything is fine, totally fine."