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Turns out those daily stand-ups and sprint retrospectives weren't the silver bullet after all! This headline is the equivalent of telling developers that their religion is false. Watch as Agile evangelists frantically explain how "that's not real Agile" and "you're just doing it wrong" while ignoring the 268% higher failure rate staring them in the face. The irony is delicious - a methodology that promised to save us from waterfall disasters is apparently worse than the thing it was supposed to replace. Meanwhile, project managers everywhere are desperately updating their LinkedIn profiles to remove "Certified Scrum Master" before anyone notices.

The teddy bear on the left is basically your raw code - naked, unpolished, and looking like it just crawled out of a 48-hour debugging session. The right side shows what users actually see - the same bear but now wearing a cute sweater that hides all the chaos underneath. This is the software equivalent of "don't look at how the sausage is made." Your users get the polished, well-dressed product while you're intimately familiar with the bare, slightly terrifying skeleton holding it all together. The Chinese text literally translates to "my source code" and "what users see" - which is painfully accurate for anyone who's ever shipped anything with a comment that reads "// TODO: fix this horrible hack before release".

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