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Content Scott Hanselman shanselman 22h Life hack that I'm deeply ashamed of but also is too useful to keep to myself. Greasy chip fingers messing up your expensive laptop? Type from inside the bag. I apologize.

Ah, the classic cryptography trio! In security modeling, Alice and Bob are the standard characters who want to communicate securely, while Mallory is the malicious attacker intercepting their messages. But here, poor Mallory has been replaced by The Atlantic magazine—implying they're now the ones snooping on everyone's conversations and spreading them to the world. Journalists: the new man-in-the-middle attack! Ten years in cybersecurity and I still can't decide which is more dangerous.

Content Genie: You can wish for anything but infinite wishes Wish 1: I wish that Wish 2 happens after wish 3 Wish 2: I wish to be free Wish 3: I wish to be a genie Genie:

Content This guy is a software engineer, you can tell by his awesome estimation skills

Content "I want to live forever in AI" What people think will happen: bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness Conscience) What actually happens: bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness Conscience)

The human brain: allocating 23% CPU and 2.4GB of RAM to thinking about sex, 8% to lunch plans, and a measly 2.4% to actually finding that seg fault. Meanwhile, writing documentation and unit tests are running in the background with 0% CPU utilization. Priorities perfectly aligned for maximum debugging inefficiency. The real kicker? Those embarrassing memories from 2007 somehow consuming 1.2GB of memory that could've been used to solve the actual problem. But hey, at least "Incoming Bowel Movement" is only using 0.1% CPU - small victories.