Me in the next 6 years (probably):

Ah, Golang's date formatting—the language where someone thought, "You know what developers need? More cognitive load!" Instead of using sensible formats like everyone else, Go decided that the reference date January 2, 2006 at 3:04:05 PM MST (01/02 03:04:05PM '06 -0700) would be their magic template. Want to format a date? Just remember which parts of this specific moment in time to use! It's like having to recite a magic incantation every time you need to print a simple timestamp. Seven years into using Go and I still have to Google this nonsense every single time.

Ah, the classic Windows error message—nature's way of saying "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" This foggy billboard displaying a Windows 98 error dialog is basically the simulation having a kernel panic. Imagine driving through fog and suddenly seeing the universe's blue screen of death! That's not just a glitch—that's existential debugging. The Matrix architects clearly skimped on their QA budget and deployed straight to production. And Windows 98? No wonder Agent Smith was so angry. He wasn't trying to take over the world—he was just trying to install Windows XP.

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