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The brutal truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear. When you assign blame for that spaghetti code disaster to the innocent intern who just started last week, you're not being clever—you're just being a jerk with commit access. Nothing says "I'm professionally insecure" quite like making someone else the scapegoat for your 3 AM caffeine-fueled coding abomination. The git blame command exists for justice, not for your workplace pranks.

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The eternal Rust vs Java holy war continues with Olympic-level savagery! This meme perfectly captures the programming language tribalism that's somehow more intense than actual sports rivalries. On the left: Rust evangelists writing manifestos about memory safety while seeing themselves as enlightened gurus. Meanwhile, everyone else sees them as that person who has to mention Rust in every conversation. ("Have you tried rewriting it in Rust?") On the right: The 300K upvotes for "JAVA BAD HAHA" represents how low-effort Java bashing always gets massive engagement despite being the programming equivalent of dad jokes. It's the "works on my machine" of programming humor. The best part? The assembly code lurking in the corner, silently judging everyone while actually running the world. Classic.

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